help me

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke

help me jhon HELP ME

by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022

help me

help me usually means SAVE SHUKRI FROM KENYA BECAUSE SHES STUCK THERE FORVER

'help me im stuck'

by khughvnghdg August 18, 2023

HELP, HELP ME!

Whoever is yelling this is completely fine and needs no assistance

Gio: HELP, HELP ME!\
Drew:Nah G you chillin

by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 24, 2024

Hope this helps

An open invitation to shoot them in the head. Seriously, if you know someone who says this passive aggressively, they consent to being jumped and curb stomped.

Tiktok girl: "Well actually... Hope this helps🥰"
Any moral and upstanding human being: *puts her down like a fucking dog*

by Bowser Enthusiast August 3, 2024

Helping Hand

Helping Hand: One you borrow off your partner when you fancy "a quick one off the wrist".

"Hey, wife: I want to crack one off and I've fallen out with my fingers so they're not speaking to me. Can I borrow some of yours? I need a Helping Hand...

by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Help

Usually used whenever someone sees or hears something funny or weird. Basically means 'what' just different.

Milo: did you see dat video of that girl shitting off a balcony?

Emma: help?

by Appletreejuice November 26, 2025