goose banter

An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.

The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.

Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.
Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"
by Goose Lad July 07, 2015
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Goose neck

A penis, typically non-Chode.
That bitch bad. I want her to eat my goose neck
by Imaroyaldude August 01, 2023
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Goose Flava

By direct definition, a giant wad of jizz or more specifically, goose semen..Also could be used as a curse word, like when you stub your toe.
I have a shit ton of work to do when I get home and I still havent cleaned the goose coop...fcking Goose Flava!!
by Soniccat5533 August 24, 2019
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goose porn

When a female let's a goose eat her out
I can't wait to go home and watch goose porn
by Dick sweat on my wrist June 19, 2018
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cola goose

a 60's expression to describe yourself or someone else as happy, cool or content.
Jack: "Hey dude howz it goin"
Sam: " I'm a cola goose man"
by kanerockgod April 14, 2009
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Goose kiss

She gave him a delicate goose kiss, he enjoyed this
by Tinker83 May 22, 2014
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Goose Count

When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.
1) It's a Goose Count, gather in line!
by frigginhost April 26, 2017
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