greasy sherk

The art of jacking off while taking a shit in a portojohn after being stuck on an oilfield job location for 3 days.

Man, gimme 15 minutes before we start this short trip... I need to take a greasy sherk.

by Stuntcack June 27, 2014

Greasy cornbread

When a guys dick is unnaturally dry, so you use lard to get it going easier.

Jimmie's dick was so dry, his girlfriend decided to give him some greasy cornbread.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Greasy Grizzly

When you take your wife to pound town straight from getting off work in the garage. No shower in between.

She suffered a Greasy Grizzly when he got home off the road.

by Grizz265 February 23, 2023

Greasy grape squeezer

A derogative term for an Italian.

This wop is a dirty greasy grape squeezer.

by Habdsomecat January 12, 2017

Greasy spoon

Two mechanics spooning under a car after a long shift at the garage

Ey yo Jerry, greasy spoon after this oil check?

by Murr-ray October 23, 2020

Greasy Swine

An extremely greasy haired person who has salt head. Usually cute when showers, but very rare. Pussy is STANK. needs vagisil. Loves her boyfriend (don't know how a gross ass greasy pig could get one) but she does. Very loyal until you fuck with her. Only has 2 friends. Slight foot fetish. Sharts herself when she sneezes. Gets in car wreck and laughs about it. Tries to overdose on depression meds.

Oh look, that Greasy Swine hasn't showered again. I can smell her stank from here. I hope she closes her legs soon.

by vagisilly April 22, 2019

greasy big mac

A nicer term for a disgusting person, a greasy Big Mac has a certain Odor about them.

Yuck that girl is a greasy Big Mac
Ew she washes her hair in canola oil
Did she bathe in the deep fryer?

by Ohyeahnagood January 16, 2018