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Krispan Eli

Krispan Eli is a term for a pedo who eats children, and getting obese from 'Kid Meat' sus edition.
Are you eating baby jimmy?!? you damn Krispan Eli.
by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021
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Eli

A person with big muscles ad big hands and nice hair that he always touches. A nice smile and a good jaw line. Is a mixture of Leonardo Dicapreo Harry Styles and Rudy Pankow.
"Eli is fit and has a great girlfriend"
by fbhbefhbefh September 13, 2021
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Eli

"Hey, did you see Eli? He's so fucking short what the actual biscuit"
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The Eli Curse

The Eli Curse is when Eli chooses the team he will root for this year and that team then goes on to go to the superbowl and lose
You're rooting for the Dolphins? You know they have the Eli curse right?
by Bentassasin September 26, 2022
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Eli

Bros just a wanna be smelly pants i just know (disappointment)
YO you know eli?, Yeah he stinks like poo poo (noun)
by sigmamansigma February 6, 2024
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Eli

Eli is a very hot,kind,cute,sweet,sexy guy and he mostly dates Brittany’s and he is very popular and he loves his girlfriend he has right now and she does too and he would do anything for her and he’s a very strong friendly 😏😏😏 boy!
Brittany:I love Eli he’s the best ever!

Dallas:Yep dad is great!

Carly:Yes your dad is hotter then hot 😏
by Brittany2005 July 31, 2021
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