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Beat massage

Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.

Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.

The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."

"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
by Anon___123 September 28, 2019
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quick beat

having sexual intercourse with a female (or male) that last anywhere from 15-45 minutes. after which you never speak to one another.
by Dye DM9 February 11, 2009
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asian-beating

this refers to when either:
A.) A person is getting a beating from a/an asian/s.
or
B.) An Asian, most likely a child, about to get his/her as whooped by his parents.
or
C.) When a person gets raped by the entirety of Asia.
For Example:
Person 1: Damn Ching got some bruises.
Person 2: he told me he got an asian-beating cause he got 99/100 on the test.
Person 1: Dang, that's rough.
by Juwustin Ram0w0s February 26, 2020
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Big beats

When you’re at the optimum high, so high you’re in another dimension
by Foreign Swagger July 26, 2023
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britanny beat

Beating somebody up using brass knuckles (there's really no significance with Britanny, it just sounds dope)
This dude kept talkin on my name so I Britanny beat him up
by KChoppawitdasauce May 21, 2018
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Beat That Bike In

A term utilized in description of hitting it from the back. Can be connected with breaking a new bike in.
Lil Shorty hopped off the McDonalds shift and I told her I was tryna beat that bike in”
by sluglass July 9, 2021
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ninja beat

The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.
My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.
by Arjiff January 8, 2014
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