Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.
Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.
The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.
The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."
"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
by Anon___123 September 28, 2019
Get the Beat massagemug. having sexual intercourse with a female (or male) that last anywhere from 15-45 minutes. after which you never speak to one another.
by Dye DM9 February 11, 2009
Get the quick beatmug. this refers to when either:
A.) A person is getting a beating from a/an asian/s.
or
B.) An Asian, most likely a child, about to get his/her as whooped by his parents.
or
C.) When a person gets raped by the entirety of Asia.
A.) A person is getting a beating from a/an asian/s.
or
B.) An Asian, most likely a child, about to get his/her as whooped by his parents.
or
C.) When a person gets raped by the entirety of Asia.
For Example:
Person 1: Damn Ching got some bruises.
Person 2: he told me he got an asian-beating cause he got 99/100 on the test.
Person 1: Dang, that's rough.
Person 1: Damn Ching got some bruises.
Person 2: he told me he got an asian-beating cause he got 99/100 on the test.
Person 1: Dang, that's rough.
by Juwustin Ram0w0s February 26, 2020
Get the asian-beatingmug. by Foreign Swagger July 26, 2023
Get the Big beatsmug. Beating somebody up using brass knuckles (there's really no significance with Britanny, it just sounds dope)
by KChoppawitdasauce May 21, 2018
Get the britanny beatmug. A term utilized in description of hitting it from the back. Can be connected with breaking a new bike in.
by sluglass July 9, 2021
Get the Beat That Bike Inmug. The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.
My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.
by Arjiff January 8, 2014
Get the ninja beatmug.