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November 5th

The day short (5’4 & under) people are allowed to kick there tall guy friends in the nuts. But there’s a twist of the short person says there going to kick the tall person in the nuts but don’t do it the short person has to do anything the tall person says for 24 hours :))
Short girl: hey ****** guess what day it is

Tall male friend: what day

Short girl: November 5th

Tall male friend: fu*k, but if you don’t go through with kicking me in the nuts you are my minion for 24 hrs
by Iheart.hot.sons November 2, 2021
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March 5th

Girl:*hugs from behind*
Boy:why did you hug me?
Girl:it’s march 5th
by XxyourhotgfxX November 4, 2021
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November 5th

November 5th is national hug your gf day
by boi wth boi November 4, 2021
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November 5th

It’s November 5th we have to kiss
by I love you c <3 November 5, 2021
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November 5th, 2022

It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
To Divvie and Maretha Esterhuizen. Married since November 5th, 2022.
by The other floob November 7, 2021
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December 5th

National Weyna day!!! THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER.
I’m do happy it’s Weyna Day! On December 5th!
by Best Student 6969 November 12, 2021
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5th feb 2022

em:i’m horny i wanna shag someone
liv:oh shit it’s 5th feb 2022 national shag liv day
by embarkerx February 4, 2022
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