as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

A very big ass

That girl is as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

by dayumbiach May 29, 2017

Super Thick

or extra thick is a girl who is thick with a small waist , huge thighs and a large booty with big breasts take the instagram mizz bonds for expamle (its one of the 3 types of thicks and any kind of thick is healthy according to science just as long as its one of the 3 types)

" that girl is thick but a bigger version"
" damn that girl is super thick"

by unknownweirdo December 8, 2018

Mr. Thickdick

Slang for a well girthed penis that achieved it's size from consuming a large quantity of toilet bowl disinfectents.

"Man, I gotta piss like a racehorse, can't wait to feed 'Mr. Thickdick' some more of this urinal cake."

by Dr. DelRio April 4, 2010

Thick

not skinny but not fat, having meaty legs and big tits

man those bitchs are thick

by The Gunslinger April 3, 2004

Thick as two shits

An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.

'John, you're as thick as two shits'

by Shmopho September 1, 2008

thick

having more of a solid, muscular form in the thighs, butt, legs,and MUST HAVE a small, flat waist

melyssa ford is one thick female, mo'nique from the parkers is fat,fat people get the two mixed up

by kim July 8, 2004

thickstein

A person of low intellegence

Thickstein is the opposite of Einstein

by John Yeadon June 24, 2005