Piss and Tell

The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.

"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

Nerd Tell

When someone who seems fairly mainstream blurts out something really nerdy revealing how nerdy they really are.

OMG! When Joe was talking about that book he really liked and then blurted out that, "if you look in the back of the book, it will tell you what fonts were used", he totally revealed his nerd tell!

by AdGuy June 23, 2014

Tell her to go brush her teeth

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick”

Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

by Jurgei June 5, 2023

Tell me about it

used as an ironic acknowledgment of one's familiarity with a difficult or unpleasant situation or experience described by someone else.

"My car broke down on the highway in the pouring rain, and I had to wait for hours for a tow truck." "Tell me about it," my friend replied, sighing as they clutched their own dead phone. (Their sigh and clutching the phone imply they're also stuck in a difficult situation).

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024

cry-tell

When you're sobbing or bawling your eyes while talking or telling someone something. You sometimes do this when you can't get a grasp of your emotions yet still want to tell someone something. It's often done when you're too caught up with your emotions and can't stop talking your feelings out. You could be either too happy, too mad, too apologetic, too sad, or too scared, hence the crying, but you still want to tell your side of the story.

You: I can't take it anymore, OP!
Me: What happened?
You: My favorite band is finally having a concert here! *sniff* Waaaaaa! OP, I just wanna *sniff* go to them right now! ahfhjsfhkjhf I wanna but they're ticket already.
Me: Hold your horses right there and cry all you want but don't cry-tell to me about it. My eardrums are about to burst with you cry-telling to me about it.

by hey angela :) January 7, 2024