A compass turd is created when a person Eats two consecutive high fiber meals. The first meal is exceptionally high in protein, and the second laden with fats. The eater then passes both meals in the same defecation. The high fiber content in the compass turd will hold a sturdy log, and the dense protein packed end sinks to the bottom of toilet bowl while the buoyant, fatty pole will float to the surface, leaving the compass turd pointing straight up and down.
The scout master taught the intrepid scouts how to lay a compass turd, along with many tricks and techniques of orientation in wilderness. The scouts who could birth the best fecal compass were granted an ornate and venerable badge denoting their glorious ever-skyward turd
by fullyregressed January 15, 2014
Get the Compass turdmug. by Largetarget May 28, 2018
Get the Orphan Turdmug. by Atlas' Rage April 9, 2005
Get the Turd Furgesonmug. Tiny balls of dried shit that cling to your anal hairs. Also known as 'Dingle Berries' or 'Ass Cabbage'.
by the stoneman March 22, 2008
Get the turd tagmug. Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.
by aspAddict September 1, 2008
Get the Turd Mastermug. Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.
Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"
Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"
Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"
by Harry Kovert February 14, 2014
Get the Ghost Turdmug. by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003
Get the Turd Burgalermug.