Mother Goose

A person who preaches, whines, and bitches about being wholesome, safe, or smart. Usually describes a friend who was once thought of as cool and fun, but when brought to a party, turned out to be a sour nag.

We brought Samantha to the pudding party to have some fun, but instead of living it up, she went all Mother Goose on us and bitched about us acting stupid.

by Rachel Schneider July 22, 2006

do you listen to mother mother

are you non binary?

girl: hey do you listen to girl in red?
nb: nope i listen to mother mother
girl: oh sorry do you listen to mother mother?
nb: yep!

by kaisoup September 28, 2020

mother of god

The virgin mary, who has a habit of appearing on such objects such as tortillas and fence posts and other inanimate objects in mexico.

"holy fuck I just saw the mother of god in my fucking bean dip"

by :tbear: March 16, 2003

kaloyans mother

a sexy human that has the ability to give some one a massive boner she is also a godess

kaloyans mother gave taylor a boner

by pypd_drops April 11, 2021

mother of god

Unintentionally shouted when extremely peeved

Mother of god! Why did this person just cut me off?

by Free Amerika April 06, 2015

mother fucker

A person that has sex with a female that has given birth to a child.

John: You do know that woman that wants you to marry her has a house full of children don't you?
Bubba: No that might be why she was so eager to be with me and I had sex with her last night too!
John: You did? You mother fucker!

by Billy BullSchitter April 21, 2016

mother damn

A poorly constructed curse word from the movie 'I, Robot.'

"Mother damn! She just shot at you with her eyes closed!"

by mayebomb June 04, 2005