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Stronk

When a guilty person is trying to evade their just desserts, by feigning a dissociative period, or a stroke.
Can be associated with a "Grand mal" or "Bond Stronk"
"I can't officer, I'm shutting down....."
"What do you mean shutting down?"
"I'm having a stronk..."
by Mr-Pods March 28, 2024
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Skrunk

Verb: The act of ***** *** ******** ** **** ********* **** ********* **** ****** **** *** *** ** ***** ****
Present tense: I love to Skrunk.

Past tense: My uncle Skrunked in my Zorbhole
by Skerble March 30, 2024
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Skrunk

A combination of the words - Squinting & Runka - (Swedish for Masturbate). Used to describe the activity of masturbating in public, incognito, while pretending to be asleep.

Often performed in a hunched position while staring directly at your prey. Common in Eastern Europe (specifically Bulgaria)
Hey you! Are you Skrunking right now?

Naaaa dawg, I'm just sleeping.
by BRUHunescape April 7, 2024
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Skrunk

Someone or something that is annoying, bad, or disagreeable
He’s such a skrunk

Stop skrunking about
by Sligget May 15, 2024
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Scrunkly

Guy 1: Dude I just ordered a sephiroth plushie
Guy 2: A scrunkly :)
by Kids stuff May 18, 2024
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Stranks

A “man” with a gigantic minge. He has tits bigger than any woman. He likes it both ways, mainly likes big burly men.
John: I met this guy the other day he is such a Stranks, strange bloke.
by Nickenchugget June 10, 2024
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Skrunkin'

When you licking it and strat from the ass to the balls
"Damn I be skrunkin' like no tomorrow!
by WeenisNoodle June 13, 2024
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