stiff

Someone who has never been kissed.
See also fridge.

Person one: Have you ever kissed anyone before?
Person two: No, I'm still stiff.
Person one: ...Sad act

by Sarah O'Rourke April 1, 2007

stiffany

An erected penis due to a girl named Tiffany

I saw Tiffany and got a massive stiffany

by hank222 January 18, 2013

stiffy blister

An unsightly boil or wart on your purple headed womb ferret.

Kal: Hey Ian, me and Loz spitroasted your sister yesterday and I have since developed a rather nasty stiffy blister.

We also high fived over the top

by Khalid Al-Crayola October 16, 2008

stiffware

Software that is so old its inventors / programmers have long since died !

Why are we still even using this stiffware in this day and age ?

by jimacko May 27, 2009

Stiffy

A word used to describe the typical stance of our soldiers.

He stood on guard outside Buckingham Palace looking like a big stiffy.

by Ooossshh April 21, 2018

Stiffy

An extended magazine for a firearm.

"You already know I got a Stiffy on this glock"

by Kazials February 3, 2018

Stiff Soy

A key ingredient to make eggs on toast

Person 1: Hey got any stiff soy? I'm making eggs on toast.
Person 2: Stop making eggs on toast idot, give me speed upgrades

by diamond>iron January 30, 2019