Eat a Steak

a conservative term for "Fuck off Asshole!", when children present.

1st person: Your momma is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i said 'what bitch, you movin?'

2nd person: Eat a steak

by Logan &Steffani June 17, 2008

Steak Lunch

What you do when you need to fire an employee who is also a close friend. Take him out for steak and give 'em the pink slip.

"Hey, is Eric coming?"

"No, we aren't very friendly since I steak lunch'd him."

by gravylegs January 19, 2009

paper steak

Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag

I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks

by don vonjovi November 4, 2013

steak-choke

1. A person who often becomes so angry and enraged that they will likely soon choke on a steak;
2. A person who jerks off too much

"Did you see that guy in the restaurant lobby berating the hostess?"
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."

"Have you seen our roommate?"

"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."

by Solo Angus January 29, 2015

Twank-steak

A term for the vagina, in the context of oral sex with one of the highest qualities of purity, cleanliness and superb taste. The type of vagina that one would perform oral sex with the same way one would enjoy the world's finest prime rib, which is the reason for steak being included. Twank = vagina. Steak = grade A prime rib.

I can hardly wait arriving at my girlfriend's place after work. She promised me a triple serving of Twank-steak this evening!

by Shabda Preceptor September 2, 2016

steak dick

When one eats so much steak, his penis taste like steak

Kyle had steak dick so bad, I needed A1 sauce for that shit

by Trayvonslittledick September 14, 2016

Steaks

Certain gentleman of the attractive nature.

the new class of guys are a bunch of steaks

by 21whitesavage November 22, 2016