Steak Lunch

What you do when you need to fire an employee who is also a close friend. Take him out for steak and give 'em the pink slip.

"Hey, is Eric coming?"

"No, we aren't very friendly since I steak lunch'd him."

by gravylegs October 07, 2008

kinda steak

When it's as sick as steak

I jevied the shit outta that test, it was kinda steak.

by kindaseak69 December 16, 2015

steak-choke

1. A person who often becomes so angry and enraged that they will likely soon choke on a steak;
2. A person who jerks off too much

"Did you see that guy in the restaurant lobby berating the hostess?"
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."

"Have you seen our roommate?"

"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."

by Solo Angus January 30, 2015

steak on

An expression to employ when the intent is to be vague. Of equivalence to the indian head bobble.

Commonly mistaken for "straight on" which is falsely thought to be derived from "right on", "right on" being an affirmative expression instead of one of vagueness.

Dude, steak on.

by two two one February 01, 2011

paper steak

Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag

I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks

by don vonjovi November 05, 2013

as rare as a steak

Fine piece of ass

Oh my she is as rare as a steak lad

by Bigboy.com September 27, 2017

menstrual steak

A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.

This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.

A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'

by Mistertaz February 28, 2016