When you have been deleted and blocked from contacting someone on Facebook~Twitter~myspace and all other social networking sites, when your text messages are blocked, your calls are not answered or returned, you have been deleted from their contacts, their job screens all your phone calls and every time you call they are "unavailable", and/or there is a restraining order out against you.
Therese-“Are you still seeing that guy that you met last week at the club?”
Maria-“Hell to the naw gurl; AND he won’t stop calling me, emailing me, texting me. It is a hot mess!!! I finally had to put his a** on Kelvin status.”
Therese-“Ooh wee gurl, you know you buggin when you get put on Kelvin status!!!”
Maria-“Hell to the naw gurl; AND he won’t stop calling me, emailing me, texting me. It is a hot mess!!! I finally had to put his a** on Kelvin status.”
Therese-“Ooh wee gurl, you know you buggin when you get put on Kelvin status!!!”
by QueenBeeMiMi May 26, 2010
by blitz December 05, 2003
Someone who constantly likes, comments, and views you facebook profile page and will always appear on the top of your "Top 10 stalker" lists.
Brandon: Hey do you know that Ann girl?
Nick: Yeah dude she is always liking and commenting on all of my stuff.
Brandon: yeah she is creeper status.
Nick: For real.
Nick: Yeah dude she is always liking and commenting on all of my stuff.
Brandon: yeah she is creeper status.
Nick: For real.
by karkis91 July 14, 2010
by purplxed1 December 26, 2014
its when a tall skinny man who loves boys, uses the word "ass" in every other sentence. When using this a lot you are considered ass status
by bigdrewfosho March 18, 2008
Noun - a status posted on Facebook for the sole purpose of getting people to comment/people's attentiom
Matt: You see that sturgill status?
Claire: No, what did it say?
Matt: "So I'm thinking about killing myself. Anybody want to talk me out of it or give me their support?"
Claire: No, what did it say?
Matt: "So I'm thinking about killing myself. Anybody want to talk me out of it or give me their support?"
by Nasty79 January 19, 2011
When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.
Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"
by liquidswordsman December 04, 2009