self-satisfaction

Noun.
The act of giving oneself pleasure, usually in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. The occasional thumb inserted into one's anal canal also applies.

Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction whilst looking in the bathroom mirror.

by Lennythebear September 18, 2016

The Federated States Of Kampei

A Micronesia country ran by RN of the association of Kampeinesia. The government consists of RN, BCC , AS , AS , FH

"Have you checked the new laws in The Federated States Of Kampei?" - BCC

"Yes, the taxes are very affordable." - AS

by Kampei May 13, 2023

Blue States

Includes the entire West Coast and Hawaii; consists of the entire Northeast and Mid-Atlantic states; and most of the Upper Midwest, except for Iowa and the Dakotas. The states are usually full of the following:
--Ultra-Liberals
--Homos (Faggots and Lesbians)
--Hippies
--Union-Workers
--Feminists
--Punk-Rockers
--Emo-Rocker Teens
--Art Fags
--Environmentalist Wackos
--Staunch Atheists

Illinois isn't actually a Blue State; the only reason that it is claimed as one is because of Chicago, which is incredibly liberal and its city and metropolitan populations make up roughly half of the state's population. Almost all of the rest of the state (86% or so of the total land area, and 52% of the state's population) is predominately Republican and conservative in it's thinking.

by The Midwestrn Soldier January 6, 2007

AP Statistics

An actual intresting class where the class average at a smart school where sat scores are 1100 range you get a 70% but is the epitome of confusion if you dont instantly understand and remember all possible ways the data given can be used and must always say approximently or its wrong at least AP test is ok

AP statistics hard.

by APUSHTheGodOfDeath October 13, 2016

the united states of america

let’s get things straight: i do not live in america nor am i apart of the general populous that inhabits the 50 states and recognized territories in which that the united states possess; i was born and currently reside in the large city known as Liverpool, United Kingdom. However, unlike 99.9999999% of citizens that reside on the island of great britain, i am actually PRO-American. Most of the stuff we have (ie phones, furniture, hardware, etc) is shipped from you guessed it, the us of a.

what country has the strongest economy, military? The united states.

Before hating on the united states of america, via stereotyping them as “ignorant” “fat” “lazy” go get a phone, unlock it, type “the USA” in the search bar, and edu-ma-cate yaself on the bloody country. before bashing their politics and electoral system, look at our problems first, the EU for instance. we literally left because of how much of a mess it is.

“their president sucks” our prime minister is literally getting “impeached” (fired) because his @$$ was watching pr0n IN A BLOODY GOVERNMENTAL MEETING AND VIOLATED HIS OWN COVID GUIDLINES HE SET FOR US TO ADHERE TO. Before ignorantly stereotyping America negatively, open a book and read it
i’m in year 11 if you think i’m young or stupid :)

by aqxa on the yt June 14, 2022

United States

A country in the western hemisphere. The United States gets hackled by many other countries citizens everyday even though they know nothing about the people there.

*Remember*Not every American is a fucking asshole, just the ones that type shit into urbandictionary.com and youtube.com. Almost everyone in the U.S.A is friendly and not a prick.

People of the U.S.A dont think that they are the best in the world. But i would have to say our human rights are.

Im proud to be a citizen of the United States

I love other countries e.g. U.K

ps. president bush was an asshole

by ILoveBeingAYank April 4, 2009

United States

A country located below Canada. We have freedom. Kiss our multi-cultured asses.

A lot of countries must be very jealous of the United States, because if you look at any other countries definition, they almost always mention the US in it.

by pseudonym is my pseudonym October 10, 2008