Squirt and hurt

When a female is squrirts all over and it hits u In the eyes it burns and hurts. Hence the name squirt and hurt.

Joe and Trish had a little squirt and hurt incident last night while doing the nasty

by Jersey Nick June 9, 2021

SEVEN SQUIRT CANS

Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.

AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.

One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.

This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.

I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.

Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.

by METE MEAT MEET June 18, 2021

squirt demon

A name which is used for females who squirt. But when they squirt they moan overly loud and make demon like noises.

Holy shit, I pounded Jen last night. She was a total squirt demon

by Limelightlover69 August 2, 2021

Bert Squirt

The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.

I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!

by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021

Squirt

yummy juices

She squirt her yummy juices all of me

by lDalhl August 23, 2021

squirt bukkake

The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single MAN and squirt (female ejaculation) on his face several times.

The girls tied up Dan and started rubbing their pussies on his face, making a squirt bukkake when they finally squirted.

by jacksmithw1 October 30, 2021

no squirt september

so this is a month for girls where they cant yk play with themselves so haha jokes on girls bc no nut november means no squirt september

girl: luckily there isnt a month for girls whe nthey cant play with themselves.
boy: there is jokes on u :D

girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september

by idk thb November 1, 2021