by Apolloiscreatorfballsquat March 19, 2022
Get the Ball squatmug. by ShitIDontKnow January 23, 2018
Get the Squatmug. Signature white guy dance move. Typically used when dancing with a member of the opposite sex. As the partner moves close to a guy on the dancefloor he will tend to squat very low, with his groin somewhere in the region of her mid-thigh to kneecaps, and grind in her direction. It is appears to be highly uncomfortable and inefficient.
I tried to twerk this rump on his junk but he was "white boy squatting" and I wasn't trying to get that low in these heels. Way too much stress on the thighs.
by DoraWi August 11, 2017
Get the white boy squatmug. A toilet that is popular is asia, japan, and some other countries. To use it, remove your pants, then stand over the pan. If possible, face towards the hood of the toilet. Avoid squatting directly over the hole, as this can splash water back up. Then, squat down. Bend gently at the knees and lower yourself down into a deep squat. Poop, and then see what is available to clean your butt. If toilet paper is provided, use it, and then throw it away in the toilet paper bin, rather than in the toilet itself. If there is a sprayer instead, simply spray your butt and wipe it with your hand. Then flush, retrieve you pants, and leave.
by curlypoo December 24, 2020
Get the squat toiletmug. "He's a squat cobbler!"
Squat cobbler??
"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."
Squat cobbler??
"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."
by thewarrior1986 September 3, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. A person that is fully clothed, sits on any pie.(Boston cream pie, peach, Apple, and cherry). A costume is often involved. Variations include crybaby squat cobbler where the said person is crying, or also known as Boston cream splat east of the Rockies.
Hey jack let's make a squat cobbler video.
Hey Jim can I buy some pies for my squat cobbler group tonight.
Hey Jim can I buy some pies for my squat cobbler group tonight.
by Agggg33 September 3, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. An act after a *cream pie* where a woman stretches her hips using a standard squat and seminal fluid drops on the floor like a bird poop.
by TrashKat93 March 30, 2020
Get the Cum Squatmug.