work the speedbag

licking the clitoris

"she was begging me to work the speedbag more, but I'd been down there for 20 minutes"

by Dolomite September 15, 2003

Low Shutter Speed

noun.

-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)

ex.

Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."

by big1jc November 24, 2011

Hate Speech

A statement or scientific fact you disagree with but that hurts your fee-fees.

"There are only two genders."
Confused Millennial starts autistic screeching: "THAT'S HATE SPEECH!!!!

by Arohk UD April 12, 2018

speefy

Variant of wordspiffy/word. Meaning delightful, nifty, neat, and snazzy.

"I love your speefy new t-shirt."

"I just had multiple orgasms! How speefy is that?!"

by 1337KiWi September 24, 2003

speed bumps

Acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin. If constantly picked at, they can become scars.

People were avoiding Tom nowadays because his speed bumps made it clear just how much of a druggie he'd become.

by raucous May 7, 2004

speed of light

The speed that light travels (if it doesn't say in what medium, then it implies the speed that light travels *in vacuum*) Light travels at 2.99792458E8m/s, or approximated to 3.0E8m/s, in vacuum. Due to the lazy nature of physicists, this number is commonly denoted as a constant c in calculations. The Theory of Relativity predicted that no moving object in the universe has a speed that exceeds c. Therefore, if you hear something is traveling faster than the speed of light, it's non sense.

A light-year is the distance that light can travel in a year. The speed of light is about 3.0E8m/s, and a year has 3.1536E7 seconds. Therefore, a light-year is about 9.46E15 meters.

by the guy July 25, 2004

Speed Garage

Top quality, banging style of music that's only gunna get bigger, also sometimes called Bassline House.
Known for it's "WARPS". Mixed a lot with 4x4 style.
dj's who play speed garage/bassline house/4x4 include:

JOE Q
DANNY BOND
SHAUN 'BANGER' SCOTT
NEV WRIGHT
JAMIE DUGGAN
PHAT FINGERZ
plus loadsa others

"Have you heard that Joe Q 4? - It's bob on mate"

"belting speed garage m8"

by mogwai99 September 25, 2005