girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019
Get the bitney spearsmug. (n)
1) the dangerous end point of a long, thin rod or lance.
2) the tip of the penis before it makes its grandiose entrance
1) the dangerous end point of a long, thin rod or lance.
2) the tip of the penis before it makes its grandiose entrance
He woke up one fine morning to find a surprisingly firm ass wiggling itself closer to his front and he winced.
Him: "Uh-oh. What the hell happened last night?"
Her: "Holding me a spear point, Nick?"
Him: "Uh-oh. What the hell happened last night?"
Her: "Holding me a spear point, Nick?"
by ManAboutTown December 24, 2011
Get the spear pointmug. Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?
Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.
Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.
by John Elden Ring January 5, 2024
Get the Bastard Spearmug. by chasbo12 February 26, 2022
Get the bitchney spearsmug. If you were Kevin Federline, would you really want the kind of fame or celebrity that comes from being with Britney Spears? That's like being one of the in crowd if the in crowd is the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or New Kids on the Block. Why not get a Mickey Mouse tattoo so nobody will mess with you, to represent your membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.
The guy joined a gang called the looney tunes that smashed people's heads with anvils if they didnt have their money, and he did it all to impress Britney Spears, because if she thought he was nobody without her, it was a fact because what she thought was that much more important than what anyone else thought about anything.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020
Get the Britney spearsmug. a legend that had a big influence on pop music. In other words, the princess of pop. Many people thought she was a joke back in the day during the mid 2000's after her divorce with k-fed, her shaving her head and smashing a car with an umbrella, her being a "bad mom", and of course her 2007 vma performance. But she got back on track and kicked ass. She was under a conservatorship for a very long time with her dad being in charge of her finances. The #freebritney movement was a very popular movement not too long ago.
person: guys, christina aguilera and jessica simpson are legends
me: what are you even talking about? Britney spears is the real legend
me: what are you even talking about? Britney spears is the real legend
by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021
Get the Britney Spearsmug. Ouff, think lady is a bad bitch with attitude that everyone can dream about. Britney is the strongest woman in the world mentally and people is jealous of her.
#Freebritney
#Freebritney
by JJcatmajo November 23, 2021
Get the Britney Spearsmug.