russian sled

In the midst of performing doggie style at the top of a flight of stairs, the guy grabs the girl by the head, punches her, and rides her down the stairs like a sled.

While we were in the throws of love at the top of the stairs I said "ya vo" and rode her to the bottom like a russian sled

by stultzlee March 18, 2008

Sledge

One who always manages to get pulled by particularly munting women.

'Alec you old sledge, why do you always get pulled by dogs?'

by flanjeeta April 19, 2007

rocket sled

a shopping cart that is filled with rocks or other heavy material and then hurled, with disastrous effects to what it hits

we busted open the front door of a supermarket with a rocket sled

by satanhitler November 29, 2003

Salty sledgehammer

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

The Chocolate Cream Soldier

A sexual act involving the following steps:
You fuck a girl in the ass (or guy, or girl with a strap-on), cum in her ass, pull your shit/cum covered dick out and have her get on her knees, salute your cock European style and say, "Thank you sir."

Based on the operetta "Der Tapfere Soldat" by Oscar Strauss.

Could you please give me The Chocolate Cream Soldier?
Of course, I am your little Chocolate Cream Soldier after all!

by Nadina10 July 30, 2010

Soldotna

A bustling town on the Kenai Peninsula in Alaska. Known for its absolute devotion to Sarah Palin and cheesy tourism promotions. It is a nice place to visit, but if you stick around you'll probably want to commit an hero.

Tourist: "Soldotna is the king salmon capital of the world!"

Resident: "I dont give a fuck."

by Washington D. Jefferson September 22, 2009

fallen soldier

A phrase you use when someone gets completely obliterated because they were roasted so badly.

"Can I get an F for my fallen soldier."

by snek. May 14, 2019