sock rapist

-A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate

"You bought a Yanni CD? You, lad, are a pathetic sock rapist."

by Batrastard August 22, 2003

ass sock

a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.

wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again

by william john March 07, 2008

Muffin Sock

a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast muffin overflow.

Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.

Rick: did you see that roller derby chick?

Dale: with the knee high socks..?

Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!

by Pamann April 17, 2011

pine sock

A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.

Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.

by Flexo Rodriguez December 06, 2017

Cock sock

if you liked this up, then you are a Cock sock you dumbass

A Cock sock is a person like you, Dumb and bored

by Cock.block69 September 23, 2020

Booby sock

A contraption that holds breasts. "or another word for bra"

My booby sock fits just right

by Booby sock July 06, 2020

Fuck sock

A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.

"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."

by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014