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Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.
Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.
by shrekslodge March 19, 2020
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Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)
Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"
by Strawberry Froggy July 9, 2023
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Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.
"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"
by snailtime September 29, 2023
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Snail Burger

One Snail to rule to rule them all, One Snail to find them, One Snail to bring them all, and it the darkness bind them, In the land of Burger where the wet and gushy lie.
Snail Burger went to OrgasmTown to find the wet ones.
by Gorilla Tag Fella September 15, 2024
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Snail Slurping

Snail Slurping is the act of cumming into the mouth of a girl, only to have her puke it back into your mouth allowing you to use the resulting sludge as lubrication for dirty anal sex. The resulting liquid could be referred to as Snail slurp.
Person1:yo i heard you fucked Stacy yesterday what did you use?

Person2:Lube
Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot
by The GreenCrow December 14, 2020
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snail puddle

When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.
My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets
by Harley36 August 24, 2015
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Snail Or Cheetah

A fun little game to be played while one person is sleeping. While the person of choice is sleeping, you rub their belly until they wake up in the middle of the night and if you get caught you’re a snail but if you don’t get caught you’re a cheetah. This continues until you get caught or you want to rub another belly!
“I snuck into Mr. Smiths house and we played Snail or Cheetah alllllll night!”
by AspergerKing420 December 19, 2021
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