When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.
by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023
Get the Mississippi Snail Trail mug.The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
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by antonymous123 September 27, 2021
Get the snail fish mug.When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.
by Harley36 August 24, 2015
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Person2:Lube
Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot
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Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot
by The GreenCrow December 14, 2020
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