Wank slap

A funny prank to play whilst drunk at a party or sleep over. Much like placing cream in the open hand of a passed out or sleeping person and tickling them on the face so they slap cream in their face. This is very similar, only using a different kind of "cream". One masturbates on to a piece of tissue, and places the used tissue dry-side-down on to the victims hand. The victim is then tickled on the face to entice them to scratch to itch, and then end up with a wanky tissue stuck on their face.

Dave: Mate, Simon's out cold.
Frankie: Shit, yeah. Hey, he's got one hand open.
Dave: You thinking what i'm thinking?
Frankie: Hell yeah! Let's wank slap this dude.

by jewittinspace August 13, 2010

Pelvis slapping

Another name for sex

Me and this girl were pelvis slapping in my room last night.

by vi guy February 27, 2011

Chap Slap

When a male moves rapidly i.e. jogs, runs, or gallops at a fast rate and their testicles and/or penis hits their inner thigh area (unilaterally or bilaterally, depending on which way you lean and how fast you're moving) creating a 'SLAP' noise that can be heard by others.

Cause:
Commonly by not wearing any supporting undergarments (i.e. underpants) which allows the gonads to move free-flowingly.

Action:
Wear underpants or some other type of supporting undergarment (stupid)

WARNING!! Can be painful!

N.B. Through recent study it has been noted that women can also suffer from a female equivalent of 'chap slap'.
However, more studies have to be conducted in order to confirm the origins of the 'SLAP' noise.
Scientists are unsure whether it originates from the genitals, buttocks thighs or overtly large and gravitationally affected mammary tissue(s).

Biologically female candidates will be required for a forthcoming study - Sadly, due to poor sponsorship, candidates will not be rewarded for their efforts.

Yeah Nan. I know. I ran up the stairs the other day to go get my wanky blanky and i got chap slap. It was well loud!! Bloody hurt as well!!

by Neville Smythe-Boyd Anderson Chapworth March 26, 2005

Slap the Bag

Alternate version of the Slap the Bag game, with the following rules:

- one of the players starts the game holding the bag
- other players call out a name and slap the bag; the called player must drink
- the called player cannot be the player holding the bag; the bag holder is immune while holding the bag
- if the caller misses the bag or is blocked from slapping the bag, they must drink instead
- the player who drinks becomes the holder

Simone! <slap the bag>

by 826bagslapper April 26, 2014

slaps hard

To recognize as being ingenius and amazing. Usually worded by Bay Areans and thizz krews. Can also amount to a phrase determining the status of a noun, (i.e. person, place or thing) presumably, a type of adjective and description.

Nouns-
1. "Damn that shit slaps hard, nigga!"
2. "Niggas be slappin' bitches hard upside da' streets, ya feel me?"
3. "Dis' bustin' Kool-Aid slaps hard, beezy."
4. "Niggas be slappin hard in 'dis bitch!"

Adjectives-
1. "Man, that nigga Pharrell be iced in fitted shit, nigga! His shit slaps hard on bitches!"
2. "That nigga's feelins' slap hard on yo' ass bitch!"

by Ingredient Produckshins December 6, 2006

vagina slap

The action of one female to another where one gives a forceful cupped blow to the
vajay'jay.

Cinderella had finally snapped and gave each of the evil stepsisters a vicious vagina slap!

by Brett & Alice November 24, 2013

Vanilla Slap

When after getting head from a bitch, put the cum all on your hand and then slap the bitch across the face, leaving the cum on the side of the face.

Yo, after smokes was done sucking of the Chinch, the Chinch gave him a Vanilla Slap

by The Slacker March 30, 2005