Yeet the Skeet

The act of masturbation

“Aye man, you were in there for a while, are you good?”
“Yeah bro, I had to yeet the skeet”

by RealItsFreddy February 12, 2019

skeeted then yeeted

Having a one night stand and then kicking them out.

I found this bitch on tinder with creamy thighs, I totally skeeted then yeeted her out my window.

by jeast123 January 14, 2020

Skeet Ulrich

The daddy of all daddys in the film industry. Most known for roles of Billy Loomis and FP Jones.

Person 1: I loved Skeet Ulrich in Scream, he’s so hot
Person 2: Who’s Skeet Ulrich..?

by cherikshipper101 April 07, 2023

skeet skeeter

a boy band that travels with The Almost
also when you are special enough to be named after what you do to a girl, sexualy

"The Skeet Skeeters are coming to town?!"
"Whats your hobby?
Oh, im just a skeet skeeter"

by LJ-Dog May 18, 2008

ya skeet

a hybrid of the Paul Brothers and Lil John for all those hardcore fourteen year olds making straight plays

ya skeet that was totally lit bros lets hit it again

by bforbitches January 22, 2018

sneak skeet

To skeet on an unsuspecting victim, preferably while the victim is sleeping.

Last night while Janet was passed out, I pulled it out and gave her the old sneak skeet all over her face.

by invasionpictures August 05, 2009

Skeet Spaces

The pauses during ejaculation for the bulbospongiosus muscle to rest between contractions.

The longer I hold my skeet spaces, the farther I can shoot.

by RootsofWar January 19, 2012