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static shocker

The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.
Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"
by Papa Tiempo September 5, 2009
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The Shocker

The stupid goddamn name that a couple of '14s are trying to propagate as the new term for 53 Commons, otherwise known as FoCo.
I call FoCo 'the Shocker' because I like to show my peers that I am a truly naive pubefuck.
by The Dartmooooose January 17, 2011
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Man that guy has such a good cum rocket socket
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shocker

two in the tuna, one in the can.
two in the pass, one in the ass.
two in the bank, one in the rank.
two in the v, one in the b.
"So I'm fingering this chick and she says to suprise her, so I pulled out an gave her a shocker!"
by WDIV April 20, 2007
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the shocker

The insertion of multiple fingers into a womans body, plus the rubbing of the clitoris. Also reffered to as Two in the pink, one in the stink, and one to command the clit.
I gave some random bitch the shocker last night, she said noone commanded her clit like that before. SCORE!
by Jake Fischer April 22, 2005
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Pussy Shocked

Someone who never gets pussy, and then finally see's one and get scared, or panics, or does not know what to do.
And are therefore Pussy Shocked.
Dude, I was about to get my dick wet for the 1st time last night. She got naked and came to me ... But then I go PUSSY SHOCKED and blanked.
by Nairdied January 2, 2008
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Shocker (SD)

and shocker sd is where you shit in the bed well docking
aaron kelly was the first shocker, now that was a shock and half lol making his first Shocker (SD)
by rick stane June 11, 2008
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