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Butthole Selfie

The act in which a woman bends over, spreads their butt cheeks with one hand, and uses the other free arm to reach behind and photograph their anal sphincter in order to send it to another individual on an internet dating site.
I wanted to see if this chick was {d.t.f.} so I asked her to send me a butthole selfie.
by Butthole Selfie January 29, 2015
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natural selection

1. the main process behind evolution, as stated by Charles Darwin. Also known as survival of the fittest, meaning those with superior traits are more likely to pass on their genes to the next generation.

This is how life on Earth has progressed for millions of years, driven by instincts encoded into the DNA of all living things. But sadly, as a result of several factors, including exponential intelligence, irrational emotions, etc, the species Homo sapiens is slowing down in terms of evolution. Due to the successful creation of societies and advancements in the sciences of medicine, humans have become exempt from the laws of natural selection, leading to degeneration within the species.

NOTE: THIS IS NOT A RACIST OPINION IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. THIS IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CRAP LIKE SOCIAL DARWINISM OR BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. The point is, civilization has brought physical evolution of humanity to a halt. Medical and genealogical studies have revealed that those living in less industrialized or progressed regions or eras, differences in hygiene and anatomical knowledge aside, were more healthy and adaptable than people living in high-level civilizations. Or something like that.

Anyways, that's my opinion. Natural Selection doesn't apply to humans as long as humans stay indoors. Due to lapses in judgment, the "Unnatural Selection" that we have imposed on ourselves will bring doom to our species. Have a nice day!
fanaticalreligiousperson1: Natural selection doesn't exist!

concernedrationalperson2: True, in humanity's case. Otherwise, you're retarded.
by aka_Pyro May 29, 2007
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Selena

A name of a Goddess, who is beautiful, powerful and possesses amazing strength. Her smile and words of wisdom brings inner peace to anyone around her. Her heart is pure and her soul is giving. She is humorous and dedicated. Her green/Hazel eyes are captivating and they speak the language of love and want. She is a woman of extraordinary beauty and charm.
"Selena she has this amazing personality "
by Hermosavida123321 December 3, 2016
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Selman

Intelligent, caring, inner strength and knower of other hearts, deep thinker, lovable, very sexy.. just a genious na ;)
i love my Selman :p A unique definition for a unique guy.
by his Amna February 26, 2005
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Selamawit

An Ethiopian girl's name that means peaceful in Amharic (Ethiopian Language).
HI, my name is Selamawit
by Engjour August 31, 2017
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Boom Selecta

Boom Selecta is synonymous with DJ or disk jockey. This can be any person at any level who is choosing the music for a party, club, or social event. In proper English it would be Boom Selector, however Selecta sounds better. In other words, a Boom Selecta is someone who selects mad booms.
Yo! Boom Selecta play dat new Wayne track.
by Twinesniper44 April 25, 2010
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selective hearing

one posseses this quality when they hear only what they would like to hear.
"Jimmy, do the laundry and the you can go to the movies."

"Sweet! I can go to the movies!"

"AFTER YOU DO THE LAUNDRY!"

"What? You never said i had to do the laundry."

"I swear, you have selective hearing"
by amrgkm January 29, 2009
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