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Screwing with Reality

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.
Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
mugGet the Screwing with Realitymug.

head with no screws

I got a head with no screws in it!!!!!!!
by Fraulo Swallow July 6, 2023
mugGet the head with no screwsmug.

Screw-ged

When the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future DON'T visit your employer and turn him into a kind caring and generous human being.
When yet another year goes by without bonuses, raises, incentives, a Chrismas party for the employees, or even a modicum of recognition, appreciation, or achievement for a job well done, while the boss drives home in his brand new BMW or custom Silverado to his brand new house that your work has paid for - you have been SCREW-GED!
by screw-ged again December 28, 2011
mugGet the Screw-gedmug.

Screwed

When you dont study for a world geography test.
Im so fucking screwed I didnt study for this god damn fucking test
by TheBiggestDickHead123456 April 19, 2018
mugGet the Screwedmug.

screw out

screw out this on your cockpit
by ecolecko January 25, 2018
mugGet the screw outmug.

diffy screw

differential equations - the midway point in mathematics for most modern engineers
Once you're done with calc useless, you can take diffy screw
by mouffpiece May 12, 2016
mugGet the diffy screwmug.

chopped and screwed

Over with
Not happening
He asked me to front him $600 that shit is chopped and screwed he doesn’t pay anyone back.
by big gheski October 19, 2022
mugGet the chopped and screwedmug.

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