The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.

"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."

by Thomas the tank conductor June 1, 2022

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Goop n scoop

The process of adding an exxxtra load of nutt to your peanut butter to obtain the maximum amount of protein for your gainz

Non-gooper: Woah, James has really been looking huge recently!! He must be on gear

Pro-gooper: nah man, he's been scooping goop!

Non-gooper: ah, I see. The old goop n scoop

by Goop enthusiest June 2, 2022

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Scoop Slap

Quick motion of lifting up and then slapping down someones breast (usually a female) with the intent for it to sting. Bonus points if you clip the nipple.

(Sort of akin to a towel snap)

I roasted her too hard and she scoop slapped me!

by Hyde P April 5, 2022

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Scoop

To surrender in a card game by collecting all your cards off the playing field

“Of course I draw another Land. If I don’t get a good card soon, I’m gonna scoop”

by KnightofNerdom November 3, 2021

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A game played with a tennis ball or similar sized ball, where the ball rebounces from the floor to the wall and the opposing player had to mirror the play. If the ball bounces twice on the floor, then the second player looses the play.

This game was Invented by Jared ‘Pico’ Olivero in 1984 when he was in his secondary school Sacred Heart Gibraltar.

No other person had ever experienced this game prior to this time.

Jared Oliver:- “Remember when I invented Scoop”

Martin Posso:- “Tu ta majaron”

by Fireman71 November 7, 2021

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