Santa's beard

after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!

guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.

Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!

by dylan dudeacle December 4, 2012

Santa Barbara

Sometimes used by eastern europeans as a description "soap opera" or "drama" type of action be it in media or in real life.
The expression comes from the name of a really long soap opera TV series of the same name that became popular during the late 90s, early 00s among the post-soviet soap opera enjoyers, usually women of mid or old age.

- Have you heard about that youtuber having beef with this twitter blo...
- Please do NOT pull me into their Santa Barbara, I don't care

by Garnelle August 3, 2022

Secret Santa

When the male partner decorates his member with christmas ornaments such as tinsel or Christmas lights. (Does not work with jewish Holidays).

Johnny gave me a Secret Santa last night. It took me three hours to get all the semen off the tinsel.

by Mikkkkkkke December 11, 2006

Brown Santa

That's where you take a dump in a box, wrap it and put it under the tree. The best way to accomplish this to attend a Christmas party, bring a real gift and let every body know that it is yours so they will associate you with that gift. Then slip the Brown Santa under the tree without anybody watching.

This can be done at any party or celebration such as a birthday party or wedding, and with any inappropriate gift: vibrators, gay porn, roadkill and cremated remains.

You should have see the boss' face when he opened a Brown Santa.

by OldManD December 15, 2009

Santa Claus

Pulling out of your male partners ass then ejaculating on their face. You would then use the semen to draw a mustache and beard (white like Santa Claus).

Damn rick, your ass is so tight. Now be a good little elf and let me Santa Claus you'

by chris kringle October 4, 2006

Santa Clause

An extremely Liberal individual. A Santa Clause follows unrealistic economic and social principles and hates religion.

Santa Clauses often drive a hatchback and reward naughty children under the tree.

God is a Republican and Santa Clause is a Democrat.

That limp-wristed, pot-smoking, daisy-picking Liberal is such a SANTA CLAUSE.

by Cheergurl07 November 20, 2006

dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.

give me a dirty santa baby!!!

by Alan September 21, 2003