A sexual position for gay men. The man receiving gets on the bed and into the crab walk position (lie on your back and lift yourself up with your hands and feet). The other man stands at the edge of the bed and inserts his penis into the man's anus on the bed while at the same time bending down to perform fellatio on the man on the bed.
+1 bonus point if both men cum at the same time and thus engaging in the "All you can eat crab night at the Red Lobster"
+1 bonus point if both men cum at the same time and thus engaging in the "All you can eat crab night at the Red Lobster"
by Urban Meyer is a Douchelord August 22, 2008
Get the Salty Crab mug.1. A cunt of a cunt. a fuckin cunty old cunt.
2. An old sea dog whether a man or woman lookin all cunty and shit.
3. Can refer to a man/woman who is of the utmost cuntyness
4. Can refer to a female who acts more cunty than socially accepted in this day in age when a man goes over to her in a bar and ontroduced himself and she rolls her eyes in an overly cunty manner.
5. A person who is both Salty + Cunty at the same time.
2. An old sea dog whether a man or woman lookin all cunty and shit.
3. Can refer to a man/woman who is of the utmost cuntyness
4. Can refer to a female who acts more cunty than socially accepted in this day in age when a man goes over to her in a bar and ontroduced himself and she rolls her eyes in an overly cunty manner.
5. A person who is both Salty + Cunty at the same time.
by Jason123454321 January 14, 2011
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When you go swimming in the ocean with only a bathing suit on. Then the ocean water evaporates leaving your balls laden with salt. The friction generated when the salty ball(s) rub against your leg causes painful burning afterwards.
Guy 1: Dude why aren't you keeping with the pack we have only been walking on the beach for 2 minutes.
Guy 2: I went swimming earlier in the ocean and now I got vicious SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome).
Guy 3: Duuudddeee.
Guy 2: I went swimming earlier in the ocean and now I got vicious SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome).
Guy 3: Duuudddeee.
by markexton June 2, 2009
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Get the saftey mug.When a woman gives a man a handjob and lets him jizz on his ballsack. Then, with his moist, dripping sack, she proceeds to motorboat it. This is the salty sailor.
Guy 1:Last night, stella was giving me a HJ and all of a sudden she went nuts and salty sailored it.
Guy 2: Dude! High-Five
Guy 2: Dude! High-Five
by SuperFishel April 22, 2010
Get the Salty Sailor mug.Slang; A word used in the FGC (Fighting Game Community) to describe someone who is upset. (mainly because of their loss to someone.) Though the word's primary use lies in the FGC, it can also be used in any other context to describe being upset.
FGC Context
Mike Ross gets really salty when he loses in friendlies.
I'm hella salty that Combofiend got 4th at Evo yesterday.
Other Contexts
My mom made me stay home and clean my room so I couldn't go to the party. I was so salty.
Mike Ross gets really salty when he loses in friendlies.
I'm hella salty that Combofiend got 4th at Evo yesterday.
Other Contexts
My mom made me stay home and clean my room so I couldn't go to the party. I was so salty.
by moonman2012 July 11, 2012
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