sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

sad koala

A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.

"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."

"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."

by SpawnOfPhlick May 23, 2016

The Big Sad

A slang term for depression. (It can refer to either the mental condition, or a crash in the stock market.)

1. "Bob and Mary have had The Big Sad since their son died."

2. "People who lived during The Big Sad were very resilient folks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 27, 2021

Sad people

A person with no heart or soul, a person with a death wish

Hey have you heard of all the sad people jumping off buildings

by Deathwish34 July 1, 2017

Headphone sadness

The feeling of depression you get from no headphones.

*wake up*
*no headphones*
*headphone sadness*

by Richard Haass March 13, 2022

Sad stoner

Someone who is tall(like really tall), has a small friend group, wears Nike and zooyork, and a skater. Also they smoke a lot of weed

Bro you look like a sad stoner.

by Blazeikin March 27, 2017

sad memer

Is a person that covers their depression with memes. They look like to be that happiest one in the room but really is dying inside.

"you think I'm happy all the time but really I'm just a sad memer."

by x__TacoLord__x December 13, 2017