Washing The Rug

Cumming into a sex doll that has already been came in by other men; insinuating your dick is being cleansed by the other men’s semen

Craig: Yo John, i was washing the rug the other day.
John: Intentionally!?!? You fuckin gay?
Craig: Shiiiiit....

by Enzooooooooo February 7, 2019

Rug

An insult to someone if there being weird or annoying and creepy or u can use it like cap like ur not lying

That person is a rug
No rug

by Rug bro 22 December 14, 2020

Cuck-rugged

When your wife is cucking you on your living room rug, and you pull the rug from under them.

SWIM: "Hey aren't you the simp that got cucked?"
SIMP: "Yeah, but I grew a pair of balls and cuck-rugged that hoe before walking out."
OK: "DDDOOUUBBLEEE RUGGG!!!!"

SWIM: "... what? Who tf are you? Aren't you that autistic Wolf Pack feggit?"
OK: "Yo where da blow at?"

by Definitely Not Wolf September 20, 2020

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023

Yeet Rug

The action you take when you wish you remove a rug in a very forceful and aggressive manner.

Mother: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!?

Son: I'M YEET RUGGING, YOU WHORE!!

by AFuckingWhore March 6, 2020

Rug

A person who likes to wait around for sex, when you get dropped they swoop in and put out their welcome mat.

"Oh man I just got dropped by my girlfriend"
"Aww to bad bro, oh wait a rug is coming to steal her"
"Oh man bro"
"I know rugs suck"

by Ilovesweetkiwi April 6, 2017

Rug-Chomping

A crude term for eating vagina. Rug-Chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian sex acts.

"Man, that rug-chomping dyke-bat gets more pussy than I do. My life sucks."

"I didn't see Joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night."

by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016