nuclear roast beef

noun
A type of vagina that is old and tattered to the point where it is dangerous to put your dick in or around her vagina.

I could not put my dick near her nuclear roast beef because I didn't want AIDS.

by JACK GARRRRRR October 28, 2013

Roast Some Marshmallows

Used when camping in a first person shooter.
to/will kill someone while camping.

"I'm going to camp behind this tree and roast some marshmallows."

by Fryt January 5, 2010

Roast n Boast

The act on screwing a fine bird (or pig) then telling all your mates.

When Güntherß Müllard had sexual liaisons with a sexy female he proceeded to tell his mates.

This is how you Roast n Boast:

Güntherß Müllard: Yh I nailed that goth chick at the weekend!

Harry Peterson: you can't stop roasting and boasting!

by ku esor hit n run team XD September 10, 2009

Roast beef clamwich

When a woman's pussy lips look like dark hanging roast beef meat with a pink moist center and smells like a clam sandwich

"Hey dude - did you do anything with that girl last night?"

"Nah man, when I pulled her pants down, she had a roast beef clamwich!"

by ClamtasticallyBeefy April 12, 2016

roast beef curtain

In female humans, the outer labia. See also: meat drape

I was gonna fuck Bobbi Sue, but after examining her roast beef curtain, I decided against it.

by Jimmy July 10, 2003

The Roast Game Theory

1. The theory of who the child is, when he or she was born, and when he or she was slaughtered and eaten as a "Christmas Roast" for not believing in Christmas. It's a theory based on the fact that families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roast" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas from 1998 to the summer of 2017.

2. A catalogue series on YouTube, Bitchute, and Archive.org to show evidence of where the child was slaughtered by obvious blood stains, even before that, it was based on the smell of inside the house, because humans like children, smell like a dead pig.

Just like Darwin's Theory of Evolution, The Roast Game Theory is a plausible theory.
Just like Evolution is a fact, The Roast Game is a fact too.

by BM99 January 17, 2019

roast monkey nuts

Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.

Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.

We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.

by scodder June 1, 2010