Free ride to brown

Effortless anal sex

My buddy picked up this skank from the bar the other night. She had all kinds of STDs, so he took a free ride to brown instead.

by cerberus98 May 25, 2011

ass-rider

One who uses hatred, shit-talking or even lying as a quick way to gain success, and notoriety from others.

-"Even though she got a lot of friends, I wouldn't even try to talk to her if I were you."

-"Why wouldn't you talk to her?"
-"Because she's an ass-rider!"
-"Oh! So that's why a lot of people don't like her!"

by Mr.Unconcious July 3, 2011

Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.

"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."

by rage-cage September 18, 2012

Vike Ride

The act of getting stoned on Vicodin. The state of mind when one is stoned or high on Vicodin.

Mick: "Dude, did you see Jeff at the staff meeting this afternoon? He seemed totally stoned. Think he went out and smoked a doobie at lunch?"
Dean: No, man...He just had back surgery last week. He went on a Vike Ride after the operation and has been out of it for the last six days.

by Nitrolian July 12, 2013

Refreshing ride

Sexual position involving normal mounting orientation and a febreze bottle inserted in ones anus.

Man: hey honey we are out of febreze, want to have a refreshing ride?
Woman: yeah sure let me jam it up there good.

Woman: "Honey! Where did all the febreze go?" Man: "Don't know, but how about you come find out while we have a refreshing ride?"

by Semper Ardeat January 8, 2014

Group Ride

A group ride occurs when multiple motorcyclists get together and ride as a group. It is akin to a convoy.

Group Ride: It's like group sex, but with all of the leather and none of the penetration.

by lo_0l January 16, 2014

Rusty rider

A woman who has sex with a guy that has a cock piercing consisting of non stainless steel

See that chick over their she did that Guy with the iron prince Albert, shes a rusty rider

by MustacheGB November 19, 2018