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The first scientifically verified method of teaching chimpanzees to be racist.

The invention of Collective Identity.
-"These people aren't real Romans! They're filthy little Macedonian Pagans!"

-"Take it easy Carl, they have freedom of religion you know..."
by zaraxianboy September 20, 2023
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Religions That Discriminate

Islam is the most misunderstood religion - Christians, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists and more will burn in hell. They always blame the Muslims and when a Muslim hurts a fly they get sentenced to death and when one your dirty white boys kills someone they help cover up their tracks. Admit it, you're dicks who discriminate.
Christian: That terrorist was a Muslim.
Jew: They totally ripped off of our religion.
Muslim: Stop discriminating.
Every Other Religion (Religions That Discriminate): HE SPOKE!!!!!!! ARREST HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ExceptionalGamer June 8, 2018
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AKC religion

Aliens Karma & Common sense, AKC RELIGION this is a newer religion introduced to earth beings on year 2023! brought to you from universal information to make earth and parts the universe a much better place.
AKC religion was brought to life in a video originally posted to YouTube in 2023.
by THEMOSTINTERESTING December 20, 2024
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star trek religion

The in universe mock religion of Trekkies from Futurama in the 23rd Century.
"By The 23rd Century, Star Trek had evolved from a fandom of male virgins with skin problems into a full blown religion" - Zoe Saldana as Lieutenant Nyota Uhura as herself from Futurama Celebrity voice cast guest appearance. Known as The Star Trek Religion.
by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023
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Religion Rape

Having people pray for you when you don't support any religion or subscribe to any religious beliefs / ideology.
Ethan: I heard they're gonna pray for you!
Justin: I hope not, That's against my beliefs. That is religion rape.
by iiNTenSiiFy August 22, 2024
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religion

most religions nowadays are just bigger cults
by childhater September 30, 2022
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