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Redneck Vasectomy

A man that is of little intelligence and a possible inbreeding that has had his privates burned, kicked or other possible non surgical procedures that has rendered him either sterile or severely damaged his sperm.
I had a Redneck Vasectomy, no need for no fancy doctors.
by Clarkiecat1003 December 2, 2010
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Redneck Bonsai

N: The act of whacking a tree, or other woody plant with a shovel, snowplough, weed-whacker or other heavy blunt object and accidentally creating a bonsai. Often happens during intoxication or blunt ignorance of individual.
My father hit the Colorado Blue Spruce tree in the front yard, so now it is a redneck bonsai.
by Tesla'sballs May 4, 2011
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Redneck bidet

When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you
Joe Bill ran out of toilet paper so he used the redneck bidet instead
by Beastcheta September 18, 2019
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Redneck

Someone who races cars for a living, works on engines, has a mile long dirt driveway, is from the South, has a farm, and has a couch on the front porch.

Also makes everything with beer.
A redneck is someone who could be called "Rusty"
by Yumpod November 26, 2009
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Redneck Gangsta Legion

The sub-culture forming in Southern Illinois that seems to merge the hobbies of bow hunting, rap battles, dipping, low ridin', and general racial confusion.

The young members of this society can somehow hunt white tailed deer while listening to the hardest, most ghetto rap there is to be heard.

The origins of the Legion are up to much debate. The closest we can ever come to diserning the true history is the recent influx of migration from larger cities in the South and East Coast.

The Legion has no color, no gang offiliation, and no signage. The only way to tell if someone is a member is to view into the passenger seat of there circa 1980-something pickuptruck and look to see if there are Kenny Chesney and Waka Flocka Flame CD's right next to each other, an ounce of weed in the glove box, a shotgun on the dash, a stolen radio, 10-inch subs and an amp behing the seats, condom wrappings in the ash tray, half a bottle of Axe in the floor, and no less than THREE pocket knives anywhere in the cab.
Patrick: Yo man Garth Brook's has a got a show in Carbondale this weekend!!

Trambley: OH SHIT DAWG!!! We gotta hit dat shit up naw mean? (spits dip)

Sweet Joe: Can I go guys?

Trambley: No Sweet Joe i hope you die.

Sweet Joe: Major sad-face to the Redneck Gangsta Legion
by Sweet Joe XXX December 3, 2011
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redneck gang

A group of white trailer park men with shotguns who find gangs with black people and shoot them dead
Redneck1- i'ma kill that summbitch with ma' good ol' double barrel.
Redneck2- I got a new shotgun that can hold twice as many shells, so more blacks dead faster!
Redneck1- this here redneck gang is gonna kill a lot of people, and get even more drunk! Then when we're done a-killin' i'ma get me someHaggis!
by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017
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Lipstick Redneck

A redneck that dresses preppy and always looks pretty.
John's your typical lipstick redneck, he's got his nice polo on with his wranglers today on his way to Abercrombie but, not before a stop at the local gun range/ bait and tackle store.
by Beatrice Sixtynine. November 3, 2009
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