queerbag

A hideous young boy who is familiarised with a squirrell. Easily tormented and cries under pressure. Usually has no friends as he has weird fettishes. E.g. Cheesy Feet.

That boy is such a queerbag!

by BobTheBuilder01 June 23, 2009

Queer Monger

One who desperately hunts queers (homosexual males of the homo sapien species) in a desire to forcibly insert his penis (the human males genitalia) in the queer's anus (the hole used for defecation). The queer monger will then refuse to share his new fuck post with anyone and keep it (because queers are objects of amusment, not humans) all to him (or her if a strap- on is involved) or herself. They will protect their new diddling hole to the point of raping and decapitating any would be invaders on their territory. Avoid this dangerous creature at all costs, because they will try to use their mongering on heterosexuals ass well if in the mood.

Stay away from that Alex Peacock little Timmy. He's a Queer Monger!

by Rick Maher August 10, 2007

queerbum

Gay person. Usually used to insult a straight person.

"Those guys from Dover Bay are a bunch of queerbums."

by Harewood English January 26, 2008

queerality

The wholeness of being queer. Almost like sexuality but specifically for those who are as straight as a circle and show it in every aspect of their life.

The reality of being gay. Especially when it comes to others as a surprise.

I always swore Johnny was always 3 drinks away from complete queerality.

or
It wasn't that Ron was gay that bothered me, it was just the queerality of it all.

by Mr.Tickle-Me-Pickle December 6, 2010

queer bait bastard

A homosexual male that is a flammin homo and makes it very obvious that he is gay to attract other gay males.

Also used to describe metro sexual men who seem to be bordering on homosexuality.

Gay guy: I like to suck cock and take it up the ass everybody!"

Straight guy: You're a queer bait bastard aren't you?"

by fallschrimjagerpanzerfaust November 9, 2013

queerbeer

A beer made by queers or by heterosexuals hoping to make money by co-opting queer culture.

We are allies of the queer community, and we are making tons of money off it, try "queerbeer".

by Queers Makin' Beers August 5, 2016

Queer Eye

A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.

Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016