cheater peter

When you are cheating on your significant other and you can’t get hard.

Friend: hey how did your hookup go last night?

Cheater: I kept thinking about my girlfriend and I got cheater peter.

by Jboooooooo December 2, 2019

Kody Peter Playdon

a ginger who is allergic to peanuts, and is named kody peter.

stranger: who are you?
kody:i’m a ginger named kody peter playdon and i’m allergic to nuts.

by 86410 November 11, 2020

Chicken-Peter

Chicken in biscuit and creamy honey roasted Peter Pan peanut butter.

Everyone loves a good Chicken-Peter!

by Ray-Charles February 22, 2022

panic pack rat peter

Notorious for jumbled incomplete sentences. Someone who has no short-term memory. Creates chaos from simple instructions.

You have just committed a crime of Panic Pack Rat Peter proportions.

by Lee and G July 17, 2003

A Blue Peter

A ready rolled joint . For that special occasion. Taken from the children's show of the same name , and their "here's one I made earlier " quote

A. You coming out for a smoke ?

B. Yeah !

A.Ok

B. I have a Blue Peter

A. You absolute legend

by Haako September 19, 2015

The one where peter farts into mega face

narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up

The one where peter farts into mega face- NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP

by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

Mr. peter

The most rude and annoying and mean and heartless soul you will ever meet. Yells in your face for no reason. Smells like fish sticks and spits a lot. Makes weird coughing hacking noises that's really gross. Mr. Peter's are SUPER FAT AND UGLY!!!

I think I smell fish sticks. There must be a Mr. Peter around.

by izzybum2 January 30, 2017