pumpkin head

Prison slang for someone who was beaten severely. The term is taken from the swollen condition of their head.

See also balloon head

Man, that pumpkin head got what was coming to him after he snitched on Hector.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005

pump 'er out

the act of having really agressive dirty sex with a female.

Hey bro, so how'd the date go? You get to pump 'er out?

Ah yeah dude it was great. After the movie, I pumped 'er out, then left while she was in the shower.

by Apollo037 May 16, 2009

Helicopter Pumper

A person that makes fun of another, from a distance. Not to be confused with a flyby pumper, who has a tendency to insult while on the run.

Mark shouts an insult from across the room at Joe, making him a Helicopter Pumper.

by BoBuzz November 23, 2018

Peruvian Penis Pumper

1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5

2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.

3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.

1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.

2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper

3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper

by hastatus3 May 3, 2010

Rusty Bike Pump

A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.

Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?
Jake: Hell yeah, I rusty bike pumped her.
Greg: Nice.

by endofhighsociety March 26, 2009

pumpkin pie

Really fucking good pie.

I had pumpkin pie last night. Its like masterbation for the taste buds.

by Tyler D October 15, 2006