Pussy Puck 

a knob

your a pure pussy puck!

Pussy Puck by Foggo May 9, 2003

Puckered 

When a man is getting a blow-job, and he ejaculates in the womans mouth, she stands up and kisses him while spitting his cum back into his mouth.

When he came into her mouth, she stood up and puckered him.

Puckered by Reed November 29, 2004

Kirby Puckett

1. A ex twins hall of famer. Retired due to an injury from a baseball to the eye.

2. A version of Tea-bagging, but dropping your ball into someones eye.

Dude I totally gave that ho the kirby puckett last night!

Kirby Puckett by Jens Lane June 22, 2004

butthole pucker 

To express positive or negative excitement, depending on circumstance.

(Insert situation here)does not make my butthole pucker. But, watching two lesbian butch dykes kiss does make my butthole pucker.

butthole pucker by Big Dick Stork (Senn) February 1, 2007

Apple Puckered 

To have alcohol poured down your throat by a hot chick while she is standing on the bar in a mini skirt!

Last night me and the boys got totally apple puckered while at the bar!

Apple Puckered by Berg04 December 28, 2006

pucker factor 

When your sphincter puckers to an applicable amount

If you hit a golfball and it tends to go towards a window on a golfcourse, then you might get a pucker factor of 5. If it really gets close to the window, you might get a pucker factor of 8..etc

pucker factor by Curt Kowalski March 19, 2008

puckered 

being a bitch, loser, fag or anything negative.

do you believe that derek, colin ditches us to go hang out with sio after we made plans with him...... i know mal he is so PUCKERED.

puckered by oak.... April 17, 2008