azz phucked

A more censor-friendly version of the term ass-fucked, delivered with style. To be azz phucked sucks, but to azz phuck is awesome

Phil: Damn we got azz phucked

by Hott Nickelz January 28, 2010

Ball Puckering

Something that is the antithesis of sexy, ugliness/unsightliness personified, the appearance of which literally makes an average male's scrotal sack pucker up while his testicles retract.

"Dude, Heidi Montag thinks she's hot shit, but in reality she's the most ball puckering slore I've ever seen."

by D. D. Flummox April 17, 2010

Butt Puckers

N. A tiny little imprint of the exposed butthole of a cat after they sit on an object. A territorial marker common with all feline animals.

I just bought a brand new glass table from IKEA, and my cat left butt puckers all over it already!

by Jwidlak December 14, 2020

What the Puck?

An exclamation of disbelief or confusion. The term is derived from the Shakespeare character, Puck, in "A Midsummer Night's Dream", and the common curse, 'What the fuck?"

"What the Puck? is that doing there?"

by Dogsomeness October 14, 2008

plucked turkey

A plucked turkey is when your pubic region grows back after shaving.

"Oh god, Check out that plucked turkey!"

by Dale Hay May 13, 2006

plucking

1. a time passing activity for bored hairy people.

2.a commodity enhancing activity for pillow makers and a terrible time for live fowl

3. to twang a taught thing

I hope you washed your hands after you plucked that muff

by knickers November 6, 2004

puck

Noun. Commonly used in Cape Breton, NS to describe a punch in the face.

C,mere bye! I'm gonna give you a puck in the face.

by Cha2007 January 5, 2007