erin pookie

rally awful at math but is a mega big back

god have you guys met an erin pookie yet??

by thatdudeomg7777 May 31, 2024

Lukey pookie

What Jaiveer calls Lukas

I got you Lukey Pookie

by Cheetodustislifebbg June 13, 2024

getting pookie

Having rough s*x against a wall

We should be getting pookie
Let's get pookie

by Rotixx July 18, 2024

Passport Pookie

An American Black Man who travels abroad, documents his journey on social media, and conducts himself in a degenerate manner while abroad.

Look at that Passport Pookie having sex with that girl on a party boat, IN PUBLIC where everybody can see. Making us all look bad, smh.

by MelvinDiggsIsChillin March 2, 2025

Unk pookie

Someone that use the bathroom anywhere and anytime.

Damn unk pookie u stay in that bathroom shii butt.

by Tsmuchmore June 14, 2025

Perth Pokies

A species of gambling machine rumoured to exist west of the Nullarbor, but actually rarer than a FIFO bloke who doesn’t own a jet-ski. In Perth, the only “pokies” you’ll find are scratchies from the servo—tiny cardboard disappointment tiles you frantically scrape like a desperate tradie trying to remove evidence before the missus gets home.

Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies

“Due to financial hardship, Darren reports he spent his last $12 on Perth pokies—aka scratchies from the BP—stating that ‘if Centrelink won’t give me a bonus, maybe the cardboard will,’ which was assessed as not a valid income stream.”

by SDSyd December 10, 2025

After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021