poodini

When you finish taking a dump and after wiping your ass you notice there is no poop on the toilet paper. This is a magical moment, unfortunately you are the only witness to this amazing accomplishment. No sleight of hand, nothing up your sleevecheck your sleeve, it might be up your sleeve, if it's up your sleeve you need help wiping your ass

You won't believe this but I just performed a poodini, I wiped and the toilet paper was so clean I was tempted to put it back on the roll.

by TheGoldenPoo January 7, 2022

Poodini

When you disappear after a nasty bathroom visit to go take a lie-down to recover.

It was only supposed to take five minutes, but Aaron pulled a poodini on us.

by Hannurdock February 16, 2022

poodaloo

A slang term for receiving a brown bow tie.

"Let's get kinky tonight. Do you want a poodaloo?"

by Zachwashere March 24, 2022

poodnoodle

When you fuck someone in the ass and you pee out a noodle of poo

“When I fucked her in the ass, went to go pee, and a poodnoodle came out “

by M dawgggggg March 24, 2022

Poodle Doodle

Taking a BIG Poop.

I have to poodle doodle.

by Chakra882 April 5, 2022

pood

the past tense of poo

lux: vamp congratulated me for poo'd-ing
rowan: wtf is that
jay: what on earth is pooding
lux: poo'd-ing
its like pee
when u pee in the past
u peed
if u poo in the past
u pood
i went for a poo'd-ing
i pood
i peed? i pood.

by luxiepoo May 19, 2022

Poodle

Derogatory term for a gay, Latino man.

Person 1: “Yo, you know Jayden Dominguez?”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s such a poodle!”

by ShitFart81 May 19, 2022