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Ride That Pony

In District V, we Thespians do it differently.
It is a slightly different version of the song,
but the main concept is the same.

In this song, we will use the name Bob.
It is as follows:
"Bob is riding on a pony,
Riding on a big fat pony!
Bob is riding on a pony,
This is what he told me!"
(During this part, Bob would be dancing around the middle of the circle. Dance, Bob, dance!)
Then Bob would go up to a selected person
and then:
"Front, front, front that pony!
Back, back, back that pony!
Side, side, side that pony!
This is what he told me!"

Some people in the district say that
the 'that' is replaced with a 'me'
but the game is quite loud
and it's hard to be sure.
Look at that big circle of people there, they must be playing Ride That Pony!
Ride That Pony by mollypoxx May 5, 2008
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Punching the pony

The act of female masterbation. The fist is clenched and thrusted in a motion resembling a bucking pony. This is the act in which a female punches her pony.
Before going on a date, Shaniqua punched her pony so she would not orgasm too fast.

Shanainai was punching the pony last night.
Punching the pony by Defamation January 27, 2009
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bacon pony

a person obsessed with drama or chorus. Their favorite show is typically Glee, and they perform in musicals. The "bacon" refers to the singers, while the "pony" refers to the actors. They can be completely annoying!
person 1: Oh my gosh, I hate Daisy. She is such a bacon pony.
person 2: More like the Pony Princess.
person 3: And Ryan is her bacon bitch!
bacon pony by Cranberry Applehead November 12, 2010

show pony 

A highly attractive partner that one treats as an accessory.
"Look at that show pony. He's been buying that young, good-looking man drinks all night and flashing him around to all of his friends."

"I don't mind being his show pony. I know I look good. I'm not shy about reeling in the benefits."
show pony by lolitaellen March 13, 2014

Bologna Pony 

Body of Origin Dickn’balls Scandinavian

A man’s hard on is commonly known as this because of a pony’s specific conformation and temperament thus the bologna before it is sliced is a large spherical lunchmeat emulative of a male’s penis.
(Female) I am going to ride the bologna pony tonight!

(Male) Hey dude, you better hide your bologna pony it’s bulging out of the side of your gym shorts.
Bologna Pony by Luncheonmeat1 January 27, 2010

my little pony friendship is magic 

the greatest show on earth. haters have never seen it. if they've seen it and still hate it, they have no soul. twilight sparkle, applejack, rainbowdash, pinkie pie, rarity, and fluttershy represent everything friendship is. and therefore, magic.
Brony: Omg, My little pony friendship is magic is so legit
Hater: Ew, what a little kid
Brony: Have you ever seen it?
Hater: Ew, why would I EVER watch THAT show?

22 minutes later

Former Hater: whoa...

Sparkley Pony

A special pony with glittery hooves and a silver thread mane who will frolick in the dew with the sparkley fairies and the llamas in Wobeniekenstein, the land of the free, home of the whopper.
The sparkley Pony ran wildly through the meadows and frolicked in the dew with Floyd, the equivalent of Jesus.
Sparkley Pony by schnibbly wonka November 1, 2004