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Boner Points

When you do something to get you extra points or more credit on a school assignment in a sexual way.
This is by doing something sexual to get the teacher's attention, and give them a boner, hense the name "boner points".
This usually applies to girls trying to get good grades or extra credit from their male teachers.
Some examples of attempts to achieve boner points are bending down so the teacher can see down your shirt, saying a ton of "that's what she saids" in your presentation, or having your visual aid for the presentation have pictures that look suspiciously like something else (like having the number 69 a lot or having drawings be shaped suggestively).
The people who try and get boner points are usually girls who are easy and care about getting a good grade without actually using intelligence.
Most decent teachers do not fail for boner points, but a few pervy ones will.
Guy: Why did Circe keep dropping things and bending down to pick them up during her presentation?
Girl: She wanted to show off her boobs to try and get boner points from the teacher.
by Cuchilla October 27, 2009
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Match Point

A phrase stated by the winner of a competition or fight, and used as a taunt, which can be coupled with an expletive
by La Noir January 17, 2010
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you keep me on point

to keep in line, keep in check, and/or on the straight and narrow path.
I do really like that about you 'cus you keep me on point.
by Christina A.K.A. Cina June 24, 2008
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Point Guard

In basketball, the one that runs the offense and the one that usually lacks in points, yet is high in assists.
That point guard has 15 assists and 5 points.
This point guard cannot run an offense and should be moved to shooting guard.
by MAZZINI May 23, 2010
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on point

1.) On top of things, in control of the situation

2.) Incredibly good-looking, referring to males
She ran exactly on schedule... she's on point.

Holy SHIT he's on point! Look at that ass!
by mei0023 April 6, 2005
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pointer

A data type found in computer programming languages such as C++. It is a variable that holds the memory address of another variable.

Dynamic allocation of memory is possible through the use of pointers.
Examples using pointers:

int i = 5; // declares an integer with an initial value of 5

int *p = &i; // declares a pointer to an integer and assigns
the address of i to it

cout << i; // outputs the number 5 to the console

cout << &i; // outputs the address of i to the console

cout << p; // same result as above

cout << *p; // outputs the value pointed to by p (5)

*p = 10; // changes the value of i to 10

int *arr = new int n; // creates an array containing
n elements and assigns its address to arr
(dynamic allocation)

delete arr; // deletes the memory space arr points to
(does not delete the pointer itself!)
by C++ Master May 17, 2007
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