someone who so addicted to VR porn that they need to push on their temples during real sex to finish
Person 1: "Did you hear the news!? Jane hooked up with Tucker, and apparently he's a temple pusher!"
Person 2: "Jeez, that's embarrassing! Poor girl..."
Person 2: "Jeez, that's embarrassing! Poor girl..."
by belchinggrandma January 26, 2024
Get the temple pusher mug.There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024
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Similar to a ‘girl pusher’ or ‘head pusher’
In other words, when someone such as ‘mentally unstable juicy ass heartless hot bitches’ feel the need to push over all types of kels and Kelly’s whilst at the playground. Usually pushed in the direction of the closest bus. It is crucial that the Kel or Kelly lands underneath the bus.
In other words, when someone such as ‘mentally unstable juicy ass heartless hot bitches’ feel the need to push over all types of kels and Kelly’s whilst at the playground. Usually pushed in the direction of the closest bus. It is crucial that the Kel or Kelly lands underneath the bus.
“ brooo I just seen sum hot ass Kel pusher, push and push and push a poor kel, just threw the cunt straight under the bus. Let’s find that poor Kel and push him again” 😈
by Dictionary not dixon March 20, 2025
Get the Kel pusher mug.A contemptible idiot whose irritating and useless behaviour metaphorically ‘pisses’ on everyone’s patience, thereby ruining the mood; a person who is annoying, pathetic, and a drain on a group or team.
Don’t invite him — he’s such an ass pisser, always bringing everyone down.
why the long ass pisser — Used to express frustration at someone dragging out a situation unnecessarily and making it worse; essentially, ‘why are you prolonging this nonsense so painfully
why the long ass pisser — Used to express frustration at someone dragging out a situation unnecessarily and making it worse; essentially, ‘why are you prolonging this nonsense so painfully
by duxb August 13, 2025
Get the Ass Pisser mug.The bare minimum criteria of work, an unskilled and unvalued member of society whose presence will not be missed or needed, replaceable, unskilled laborer. A disagreeable person and overall menace to society. This term is similar to calling an individual a plebeian, retard, idiot, fuck up, stupid.
by Lorenzo S September 10, 2025
Get the Cart pusher mug.1. A mythical figure roaming the streets of Brunswick, Ohio, pisssing on anything and everything.
2. A fabricated urban legend or non-existent TikTok trend used to make a viral online phenomenon sound local.
2. A fabricated urban legend or non-existent TikTok trend used to make a viral online phenomenon sound local.
by Brunswick_PIsser September 23, 2025
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Person 2: Truly the greatest invention of all time.
Person 2: Truly the greatest invention of all time.
by anonymous September 30, 2025
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