Law of pi

In engineering, every task will take exactly 3.141592 times as long as initially anticipated. The Law of pi is therefore commonly used along project managers when they ask engineers how much time they think they need to finish their work.

Arjan: How long will it take you to finish the design of those tubes?
Vincent: about one and a half hour I think
Arjan: OK, so taking the Law of pi into account, that's gonna take you exactly 282 minutes

by E.Musk January 7, 2019

Pied

To be High or drunk out of your mind

That boy right there is pied

by Bonk Bonks June 21, 2018

Money pies

A piece (or slice) of the pie. A large quantity of money we all desire to acquire.

Paul was working for 3 jobs so that he could stack his money pies.

by Mommastacks July 27, 2018

« Oups pardon, je t’ai marché sur le pied

« Oops sorry, I stepped on your foot »
Best line to pick up a french guy when you have 0 inspiration but still wanna engage a conversation.

I wanted to find a way to talk to that guy I like, so I stepped on his foot and said « Oups pardon, je t’ai marché sur le pied »

by MG_Lamic August 16, 2018

soggy pies

when sleeping with a group of grandma's

That was some great soggy pies last night

by sixtwoone June 6, 2018

Mr Pis

A guy on Instagram peeing in the ocean

Is that Mr Piss pissing in the ocean

by 6ix9ins slave July 31, 2019

party pies

From the outside, they look like regular pasty filled with meat. On the inside, they are hotter than the sun. Party pies give 5th degree burns.

Nina: hey, want some party pies?
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.

by dolebludgersgetout November 7, 2019