Pig Fisting

When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.

Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?

I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

Pigged out

Typically used by scousers meaning eaten a lot

Nah mate I can’t move I’ve proper pigged out you know?

by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018

Earth pig

A loyal and fierce fighting member of the armed services

Check out the earth pigs on the OBJ

by Cheesedactory December 17, 2017

slick pig

The act of having unprotected intercourse with an obese woman

I slick pigged with this chick last night and now I have type-2 diabetes.

by chris_t_w May 1, 2018

Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.

"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."

by Dan Collette October 25, 2017

Pig Tong

Gone wrong, messed up, etc.

"Everything was okay earlier but now it's all gone pig tong"

by Hmm It's Raining May 14, 2017

guini pig

An Italian police officer.

Wow, that Officer Travoli..he's a real Guini Pig!

by peckerfuzzball May 6, 2018